in bits

fucked, knackered, exhausted, broken, ugly.

1
Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.

2
Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.

by womoma April 17, 2005

electric two bits

the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.

last night my girl totally gave me the electric two bits!

by donteatxthat September 5, 2007

Brimstone

That cool power-up in The Binding of Isaac that lets you shoot powerful lasers at things

The best thing from a devil room in The Binding of Isaac is brimstone

by Hamtaro February 15, 2020

four bits for a buck

an uneven exchange or transaction, two bits = 25 cents, four bits = 50 cents, six bits = 75 cents, 8 bits = one dollar. These expressions were used early in the 20th Century to talk about low valued things. Such as "He's got a two bit job."

He came out four bits for a buck on the deal.

by Arlan Holt March 29, 2004

doing bits

When you do something that is really good

"Did you hear about jake?"
"Yeah he pulled her"
"Yeah to be fair he is doing bits"

"She said yes"
"No way did she"
"Yeah"
"Well done mate, you have done bits there"

by Bitsmaster2k13 October 13, 2013

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Brimstone

William Kucmierowski (born August 22, 1974) is an American professional wrestler, actor, author, comic book hero, & philanthropist better known by his ring name, Brimstone. Brimstone is known for getting one up and therefore crushing his opponents in the ring. This is called getting "Brimmed."

Brimstone is the man, myth, and legend!

by B!@tch! December 16, 2008