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broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.
Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.
by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011
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Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011
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broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils
Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>
by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009
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breene

Breene are fucking shit, and adore themselves.
by mikey April 4, 2005
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bronem

a gangster way guys like you call their friendsbrother
aye you know Xavier

“ye that’s bronem”
by wts.jaden December 22, 2019
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Broner

(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection.
Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??

Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010
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broner

Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.
When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.
by Hot Boy Carl August 31, 2010
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