beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

bleached

that timeless feeling after a night out getting wasted

bruv, i'm thoroughly bleached. ya feel to just cotch down today?

by Casper Valentino December 28, 2005

bleached

Synonym to “white girl wasted”

Yo did you see Anna kiss Masbone last night, she must have been BLEACHED!

by The creator 101 June 10, 2020

sun bleached

to be washed out by the sun on a webcam or any camera

"gosh i'm sun bleached!!! webcam sucks."- Brittany (iloveyouux16 on blogtv junior)

by mtlproductions September 19, 2009

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017