Brady

He tries, but he can't. he wishes he had a girlfriend but can't get one. he's mostly funny but also annoying. he's overweight and can't do anything about it. he's also emotionally weak but not physically. he's bullied by dick gobblers at school and can't get over it.

Person 1 : dude did you hear Brady likes ______ ? he's got no chance.

Person 2 : i know right

by bigiousblackious June 20, 2021

Brady

Someone who's an expert at throwing it back.

Throw it back, Brady!

by ~Tohru~ September 25, 2023

Brady

The type of person who is mean to their crush; is very handsome; any girl would love to date him

Woah! Ur dating a Brady he's hot! I always knew he liked u because he was mean to you

by Gymnast945 February 26, 2017

Brady

A member of the feminine gender with a motherlike nature - caring, sweet, loving, but funny enough, has a deep sexual side. Adorkable might be a good word to define this individual.

Guy: "Hey, thanks for all the tea, TV and food, it was really sweet of you, I haven't been this cared for in a while!"
Girl: "Hehe, no worries, wanna go to my room for some boom boom?"
Guy: "...Damn, now that's a Brady"

by Missterry January 21, 2014

Brady

The lamest human there ever was

That guy is so lame, but not as lame as Brady.

by Notlameatallever April 29, 2016

Brady

A guy with a very big penis . A guy that’s a slut and messes with any girl In his path . He will rock your world .

Man I’m gonna brady that bitch tomorrow !!

by Huhhhuhhhh October 5, 2018

Brady

A little bitch who acts tough even though he gets his ass kicked by everyone a straight up loser will always run from a fight but when he does fight he gets his ass kicked super fast he is a huge pussy he won't fight for nothing except if he can't run away. he couldn't even get the ugliest girl in the world.

girl: who's that kid who got his ass kicked yesterday?
girl 2: that was Brady... he's such a little bitch.

by magicninja January 12, 2013