bourdew

A high energy libation produced when combining bourbon (preferably Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew (Diet or regular). Served in a dirty glass and late at night.

I'm tired and thirsty, pour me a bourdew. Tomorrow I'm gonna griz all day.

by dbw13 July 20, 2008

borsey story

To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.

"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"

"Na Borsey story... "

by Wizkhalifa September 9, 2013

Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.

Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!

by bogbaka April 28, 2021

bourgeoussy

Female genitalia belonging to someone in control of society's means of production.

"I've become a cog in the system" - Kevin
"Fuck her right in the bourgeoussy" - Marx

by The Fire Nation April 6, 2022

Bouse

To be a Bouse you have to be asleep while you're friends have sex in the same room.

"Please, my friends had sex next to me while I was sleeping"
"So you became a Bouse?"

by .SaltySquid. September 21, 2022

Blurse

Blessed and cursed at the same time. Mostly used by Bobists.

Bob: I WILL BLURSE YOU.
Random meme: *becomes blursed*

by LegendaryWølf October 5, 2022

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017