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giz-botch

giz-botch, gizbotch, giz botch
pronunciation: giz-bäCH

A device, gadget, gizmo, thing-a-ma-jig, doohickey, something-or-other, etc. too complex for mental comprehension

The term is generally used by the "annebriated", non-technically savvy individual while attempting to understand technology they already own while purchasing additional giz-botches.
"I have this giz-botch with 4 USB ports and a power supply ... is it safe to plug into my computer?"
"So this giz-botch will play DVDs?"
"There's a wire that plugs this giz-botch into my USB port already in the box?"
by techoyokel April 15, 2013
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Botch

Botch is the highest form of debauchery that can be achieved in the physical universe. It is a day of unrestrained activities and drinking behaviors and it can only be achieved by going the absolute hardest at literally everything.
peep 1: Dude. You going to the Botch this year, right?
peep 2: Dude. Is that even a question? This year will be the ultimate year of debauchery.

peep 1: Dude, I know right?! As we always say, "if you didn't scare yourself...did you even botch?!"
peep 2: Dude. Totally. Btw it's BYOB. Don't be mad, but we spent all the beer money on an epic raft instead...botch or die, amirite?!
by IamGrum June 23, 2022
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Botch

(Adj.) A term used to describe a trashy female who isn't worth the time to fix the autocorrect to "bitch" for
Bernie: Yo this botch had the nerve to not swallow me.
Donald: You mean a bitch?
Bernie: Yeah but I don't give enough of a fuck about her to spend the time fixing the autocorrect.
by BOOBYBOUNCER April 2, 2016
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Botch

Male version of a bitch

by l3alima l9adira lmota2ali9a firdaous
Oh My GoD! gUyS aFtEr MiDnIgHt BeCoMe SuCh BoTcHeS!!!
by Drale_987 January 15, 2022
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Botch

An old, obese and mean bitch.
I can't stand that botch, she is always complaining about everything!
by HorribleSenseOfHumor September 12, 2019
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botch

“oh look there comes the botch!”
by peepeesir69 June 4, 2020
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Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.
''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''
by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020
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