side boozled

When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.

Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.

I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.

by SlimShadiest September 18, 2023

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023

Wex-boozled

When these fools makes a suggestion and before you even read it, she says this is what we’re doing…take it or leave it.

Examples: Tennessee trip, mexico, dinner.

Her:
Hey, you guys feel like dinner tonight? Where you wanna go??? We booked here at 6:30….see ya fools then.

Me: Now I need Xanax or tequila because I got Wex-boozled!

by Youvebeenjosered April 5, 2024

Bob The Boozer

A Drunk And Retarded Version Of Bob The Builder. He Likes Beer And Crack.

Bob The Boozer, Can He Fix It?
Bob The Boozer, No He's Drunk!

by Expansive_Dong September 28, 2024