Bonsrii

noun

1. A delightful clusterfuck.

2. A situation that is self-caused where embarrassing things happen that will later be remembered fondly with a hint of sheepishness.

J: Hey T, remember that time our purchasing manager walked into the office just as I was saying "I fucking skull-raped it!"

T: Yeah man, that was a real Bonsrii.

by Marischino November 2, 2011

bonstart

A man who goes around hitting children with his cane.

"Oi Joker you bonstart!, don’t hit children" screamed Batman at the top of his voice.

by Tomton 117 September 6, 2014

Bonso

Another way to describe a person that is a bit slow, dopey or a liability.
Usually the deans that are bonso's. A bonso is a mongo !

Oh, bonso has done it again.
Bonso get up the shop Dosser boy,
Workman

Dosser

Joey

Sap
Mongo

by Sir Rochfortè November 27, 2016

bonsoura

Good fuck or good sexual experience

After a good meal I want a bonsoura

by Wet singer girl April 28, 2017

Bonsense Noi

The Bonsense Noi is a rare breed of the fatem futilem genus, commonly seen sucking off the nutrients in his body in an act of self-sustenance.

Likes to say a bunch of bullshit which is absolutely nonsensical.

Drew: Jesus Christ that's a real fucking Bonsense Noi
Bonsense Noi: Eating sugar makes you thin

by WeedSmoker2345meme December 17, 2017

Bonson

A bonson is a friend who is a total retard, usually gets with a girl once every 2 years.
A bonson fantasies over smaller males, usually named ‘Ben’
Bonson will also normally fancy their exchange partner too!

My bonson is such a retard!

Bonson! Stop touching my nipples! (In German accent)

by Roicey October 4, 2018

bonsai-ing

When you tend to a relationship in order to keep expectations and situation the same (as opposed to cultivating and nourishing a relationship). A bonsai-ing relationship will stay exactly the same.

Are you guys getting serious? Hopefully not, I am bonsai-ing.

by Bonsaimaster October 14, 2018