boner

6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes

6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner

by harold the prick January 14, 2008

boner

It is called a boner because it really does look like a bone. And it is very hard like a bone.

See look at that bone, he must have a boner.

by LatinLover123467890 April 16, 2009

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003

boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Boner

When your cock goes really hard.

Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.

by Fabio Fobbs March 11, 2012

boners

good, awesome, desirable or positive

Fire up boys, tonight is gonna be boners;

person 1: How good was last night
person 2: yeh it was boners

by jiggy jig November 17, 2009

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019