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Blumpkin Jack

The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy

Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!
by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010
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Humpty Blumpkin

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.
Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .
by Broganoff February 22, 2009
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double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.
by jrizzel July 29, 2014
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Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
by Boskins05 June 17, 2015
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Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015
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Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while defecating on the person's chest.
Things got pretty messy after that Buffalo Blumpkin she gave me.
by The great Timothy February 5, 2009
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Dutch Blumpkin

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.
The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.
by Sootikin December 16, 2008
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