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bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
by Blaise fucking Armstrong June 23, 2007
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bluetooth party

When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other
Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.
by JSizzle June 8, 2007
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Bluetooth

The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A "hands free" BJ
Friend 1: That girl used no hands when she sucked my dick

Friend 2: So she gave you a bluetooth

"Yo I got a bluetooth from that chick"
by axbz April 8, 2010
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BlueTicker

Someone who keeps on reading messages, and yet does not reply. Their actions can be intentional, or they are just busy and cannot be bothered to reply. BlueTickers can cause much stress, especially when you text your crush and he/she just BlueTicks. BlueTickers can cause people to feel bad as they think they are being ignored. (The term 'BlueTick' comes from WhatsApp, when someone reads a message, the double-tick turns Blue.)
Alan: Why are you such a BlueTicker? You keep on reading my messages but you never reply. :(
Bob: I cannot be bothered to reply. :)
by Hol Up November 6, 2017
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Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.
My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth
by peaches14 February 10, 2010
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Bluetoothbellend

A bluetoothbellend is some1 who uses there bluetooth-headset to show off by talking very louldy into it whilst around others.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.
Bluetoothbellend: Hello
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.
by AMX September 26, 2005
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Bluetiful

A shade a beautiful synonymous with the oceans endless blue waves kissing the sun in the evening sky.
“Leena died her hair again, she’s so bluetiful.”
Oh I know it’s like staring into the sunset at the beach.”
by ArchieMoses August 27, 2020
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