blog about it

A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.

It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.

douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."

Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot

by the0siris May 21, 2011

blog-hopping

Definitions:

1) Unnecessarily or tediously flitting from one blog to the next in order to leave comments that are repetitive in nature.

2) Leaving quick comments on a large number of blogs for the purpose of raising awareness of the blog-hopper's own blog.

3) Quickly perusing several different blogs that are currently dealing with a similar subject.

Background:
First used (by Gigi at least) on: qcubed dot blogspot dotcom slash "/" 2004/10/too-lazy-to-go-blog-hopping-to-do-this dot html

"I'm too lazy to go blog-hopping just in order to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"

"Time to do a little blog-hoppin' in order to get people to discover my blog!"

"I wish I didn't have to go blog-hopping in order to see what everyone else is saying about this subject."

by Gigi December 13, 2004

blog rocks

Posting attacks, lies, rumors, innuendo, maybe even a truth (so rare!) in a comment to a blog while hiding behind the cowardly skirts of the anonymous username.

John blogged: I was at this bar to have some dinner and a few beers when this bouncer tried to get me to pay to watch a televised fight I wasn't there to see

anonymous commented: John, you know you're nothing but a belligerent drunk and I can't even count the number of times I've seen you get loud and obnoxious at this bar

ohdonna commented: Yo, anonymous dude, if you're gonna hurl blog rocks the least you can do is be a real man or woman and get a damn username!

by ohdonna December 12, 2008

blog crush

when you crush on someone via their blog posts. generally someone you haven't actually met in person, but have followed/read religiously online.

him: what are you reading?
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly

by Kate Chopin April 8, 2010

Blog Boom

The phenomenon that happened once everyone started blogging (ca. 2003-present).

Since the millennial blog boom, anyone with a brain can blog about life causing students and young adults zero to 5% productivity whilst online.

by Seattle Sarah October 1, 2011

blog anal

It's when you get your booty-log pushed in by a fellow blogger on a blind date (:
k/y sold sep.
post "blog anal" milk baths optional.

Ricardo got his shit pushed in, even before he got to blog about it.

by shabooty.com April 5, 2005

Blog-off

when two or more bloggers battle head to head in an intense fury of literary rage. The winner is the last one to comment. The loser usually cries.

After a passionate argument about the mating rituals of waterbirds, Teddy challenged Samantha to a competitive blog-off.

by Drew Allan March 18, 2008