birth defects 

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

birth defects by Reason85 February 17, 2014

birth control buffers 

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

birth control buffers by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

Birth Control 

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

Birth Control by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...

Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒

Birth big by Hxmble October 22, 2017

birth reunion 

A better name for birthday

Happy birth reunion Jade

birth reunion by Heydudes January 14, 2018

Birth Canal Pals 

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

Birth Canal Pals by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Birth Lottery 

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

Birth Lottery by Sazuri January 26, 2019