billie joe armstrong 

A deceiver. Has never attended a guitar lesson in his life. Also, an embarressment to the entire music community. He uses catchy lyrics to cover up his atrocious guitar playing. He plays the all-too-common "power chord" and puts out pathetic 5 note solos. Also, bitches about The United States of America, and doesnt realize that no one is forcing him to live here.

The most untalented guitar player is billie joe armstrong.

billie joe armstrong by G. Barr June 16, 2006

Billie Joe Armstrong 

uh, not really as sexy as you may think, looks like the guy never gets any sleep because he usually has major baggage, also a sissy because he wears eyeliner, and people are so stupid, just cuz they hear their song "american idiot" they become all obsessed with greenday and billie joe, and they think that theyre a new band when really they have been around longer than you may think, only recently have they broken out and i am now appalled at the number of retards who think they know greenday after listening to one song

back to "billie joe", he has become a lazy ass at guitar, he had to assign another guitarist to his band, that lazy ass, although the new guitarist is not technically a part of greenday

guy 1: yo greenday is my new favourite band

guy 2: you dumbshit theyve been around since early 90's

guy 1: ROCK ON AMERICAN IDIOT

guy 1: *kicks him in ballls*

Billie Joe Armstrong by former greenday fan January 9, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong 

The worst guitar player ever to walk the face of the earth. Plays bad punk music; killed rock and roll.

Because he plays so poorly everyone thinks they can play therefore everyone does. and they all suck. Thus making Billy Joe Armstrong, and green day, the worst band ever. As well as being the ugliest fag ever.

Retard 1:Don't worry we can start a band, we will start off by learning all the Green Day songs, thank god Billy Joe Armstrong is so cool.

Retard 2: what if we suck.

Retard 1: It's ok Green Day is easy to play. it wont be hard, we will be mainstream in no time.

Billie Joe Armstrong by Evan McCandless June 20, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong 

Some sad excuse of a human in a band that destroys the name of music.

Girl: Billie Joe Armstrong is the htotest guy in the world!! OMG!!
ME: FUCK YOU STUPIT BITCH!

Billie Joe Armstrong by RlKKl April 22, 2006

billie joe armstrong 

Billie Joe Armstrong Cannot Sing, he does not Play his Guitar solos live, or i doubt on the record. greenday has a fourth guy whom no one talks too. he just plays guitar, takes his paycheck and shuts up. i recently read a guitar magasin in which american idiot actually placed relatively well on the top 100 guitar albums of all time. after i went on the website to complain, i saw that they were ashamed of this fact, and decided not to. oh yeah, and all you stupid 13 year old prostitots who think ur cool by screaming about Billie Joe Bieng your Mantasy, grow up!

Billie Joe Armstrong And his band of morons all suck at their respective instruments, and should burn in hell

billie joe armstrong by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

billie joe armstrong 

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

billie joe armstrong by Hawke September 26, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong 

2nd Hottest man on earth (right behind mike dirnt) front man for green day. SOME (keyword) girls obssesed with him!!

Me: God, Melissa, you're, like, OBSSESED whith Billy Jo Aarmstong!!
Mel: It's spelt BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!! and no i'm not!!
Me: you 1,754 pictures of him cut out mags.
Mel: Umm... it's 1759.
Me: Oh, god.

Billie Joe Armstrong by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt June 13, 2006