Biker

Biker: noun; Someone who rides a motorcycle, typically with short exhaust pipes so that they will be noticed by everyone within earshot because they are extremely insecure. This insecurity is typically further indicated by the need to travel in large groups, where everyone wears identical clothing, and mask their insecurities by attempting to bully and intimidate otherwise decent people.

"Did you hear that excessively loud motorcycle go by? I feel so sorry for that poor Biker."

by M. T. Bottle July 22, 2020

Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy

Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch

by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020

vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.

He's a right vegetable biker he is.

by crispie May 28, 2012

Dumb Dirty Biker

A Dirty Biker who went back in 2021 and got infected twice.

I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.

by anonymous August 25, 2021

mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails

girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!

by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021

Biker's Dozen

69.

"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."

by LuChaosTheory July 5, 2021

biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

by gnostic3 August 13, 2022