A vegetable that tastes like a betch and makes you want to vomit--sometimes vegetables do that to you.
Boy: Omg, Girl! Have you tasted the betchtables your mum made for supper?
Girl: No, have you?
Boy: Oh, bloody hell, yes! They taste like a betch!
Girl: No, have you?
Boy: Oh, bloody hell, yes! They taste like a betch!
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Get the beatch yo ass mug.My friend: who is the Collosal Titan
Me: Berthil is the real Collosal Titan
My friend: its Bertholdt
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