happy beerthday

What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.

Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!

by HumaneAnimal November 26, 2017

Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019

Vein Beers

Heroin

Rory: Yeah mate, I’ve been on the nose beers HARD lately. Only on Tuesday’s though...

Xavier: Cool story dude, come back to me when you’ve been on the vein beers. That shit’s the real deal.

Will: Vein beers are the gateway drug. Everyone I know started there then moved on to some of the harder shit, like coffee and vapes.

by willymun April 9, 2021

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023

The Sum of All Beers

All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.

Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.

Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"

Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."

by Mertinsacker January 9, 2014

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Bad News Beers

When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.

Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!

by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010