Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

Beathers

Urban slang for bad.

Darian: "Aye nigga tryna smoke?"
Luke: "Nah nigga, it's beathers!"

by L-Trill January 19, 2010

Beatherder

A festival who's occupants are often mild quiet living people who decide to get off their head for the weekend. If you see an old teacher for example with the gurn of the century on, it stays at BEATHERDER.a festival that is the last of its kind with many people dancing with a hint of confusion about their life's. Around 50% of people will leave with the beatherder logo tattooed onto their body 20% of those usually have it on their ass for their future husband/wife to enjoy. Don't worry though a very friendly atmosphere as everyone is also as fucked as you. Please be warned drug muffling is easy.

"I got so fucked up at beathearder this year" or "did you see that guy at BEATHERDER? I was blowing up my bed with a foot pump, he offered me his electric one for a ten bag - what a guy"

by Bobs your teapot July 3, 2015

Damn Blather

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

Brother Beater

A mag light used by the police to beat black people when they can't follow simple orders.

Get on the ground nigger or I'll you with my brother beater!

by clockwise steve February 21, 2009