grey beard

In Information Technology and specifically Computer Science, the term "Grey beard" or "Greybeard" is used as a droll, sarcastic way to describe any person who is older. Typically, a Grey Beard in IT will be very specific about methodology and have well-reasoned arguments about why the methods they are using are superior to current ideas and methods. Many times, they're not wrong!

Computer scientist Douglas Crockford's infamous talk on Quality is deeply insightful; one would expect nothing less from a grey beard.

by MmollzZ February 24, 2017

beard-burn

rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.

i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...

*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"

by Vegas James September 27, 2011

crisis beard

When a normally clean shaven man forgoes shaving during a crisis, so that others around him know that he is fully engaged in resolving the crisis and not worrying about minor things like hygiene

The situation must be serious, because Bob is developing one heck of a crisis beard.

by Stoic Leader October 3, 2013

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

beardly

1. having facial hair, usually a beard and seen as masculine, with chivalry, respect, kindness, generosity, courage, courtesy, compassion, benevolence, politeness, loyalty, character and integrity.

2. to have such a magnificent beard it invokes raw lust and desire.

Jane: Wow his beard looks good! And did you see him open the door for her? He's such a gentleman.
Sara: No, he's a beardly man.

by The Beardly Man March 10, 2017

Flask Beard

A person or people who accompany somebody who is too cheap to buy his own drinks at a bar and instead brings a flask of alcohol and orders soft drinks. The "flask beards" accompany the flask-bearer, ordering enough alcoholic drinks to disguise the fact that the flask-bearer is totally dumping outside liquor in his diet Coke. Typically the flask-bearer compensates his flask beards at a rate of about 25%, which provides incentive for the flask beards.

Kevin wanted to bring a flask of vodka to the bars on Saturday so he could save money by ordering only orange juice all night. To avoid detection, he recruited Pete and Bob to be his flask beards, so he would avoid detection.

by National Pastime September 2, 2012