meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.
"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..
- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."
- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."
by k3ik0 February 24, 2005
Get the batey mug.A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
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A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...
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C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"
C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"
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Get the batsman mug.Batty boy or Battyman is a derogatory term used in Jamaica, Belize and the rest of the Anglophone Caribbean to describe a gay man.
Zika is a Batty boy but he denies it...
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