shit in the bath

Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.

"The last train's just left, mate"
"Och,you're jokin, shit in the bath!"

by d'ye mind March 2, 2005

shit-bath

The state of being engulfed by particles of fecal matter after one farts while wearing restrictive and wind proof clothing or in another enclosed space, such as a sleeping bag or jump suit.

"Dude, after that mexican food last night I ended up giving my girlfriend a nice shit-bath after we passed out."

by Scud Missle November 12, 2007

Sewer Bath

"Sewer Bath" = a person who takes a bath in sewer water waste.

OMG that hairy guy over there smells as if he had a sewer bath!

by Arianna Nicole Smith November 20, 2009

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 19, 2006

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018

San Francisco Bird Bath

Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.

Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.

by Jimmy Winchestershire March 13, 2021