Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Bigot Baiter

A member of the LGBTQ community, typically Trans, who doesn’t look like what they transitioned to, so they can be misgendered and get people cancelled and publicly shamed.

That motherfucker is such a Bigot Baiter! How was I supposed to know thats supposed to be a dude?

by OneSpecificOliverSucks December 26, 2025

group me baiter

A person who incites riots on group texts, but pretends to be each persons friend in private.

He made a comment on the text that got everyone riled up, the dick is a group me baiter!

by itsayight January 28, 2015

Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

by zippyskippy May 27, 2024

Master duh Bater

Someone who thinks they're in a debate and has something profound to say, but is actually just mentally masturbating.

His point was moot. He is such a master duh bater

by zippyskippy June 5, 2024