Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

by Vin1967 March 20, 2006

booty bandit

A man in prison who pressures or forcibly rapes another prisoner for anal sex. He's a bandit not because he likes booty but because he steals it.

The Surenos are the worst booty bandits in San Quentin. They turn out every young dude that comes through the gates these days.

by BxMuscle September 6, 2009

ohio butthole tickling bandit

a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.

hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009

fruit bandit

a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught

person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day
person 2: no did you ?
person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him
person 2: i know henry got owned tho!

by Liam,Mulhern January 20, 2009

backseat bandit

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.

My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.

by K racks November 11, 2021

Beer Bandits

The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.

Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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by Freshtadef May 2, 2007