A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
by Baconeer July 22, 2011
The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
by JewC May 28, 2008
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
by um1'sgon'die June 14, 2011
Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!
Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
by evan bartleman September 29, 2007
by George E-OR B007nd August 19, 2008
by Sarah April 15, 2005
(Tim eats some bacon, looks off to the right, falls down due to the orgasmical event of eating bacon)
Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))
Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))
by S.D.S.W. April 19, 2008