business studies

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.

business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!

by Quitelate June 11, 2006

business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

business jazz

Bizjazz for short, more commonly referred to as smooth jazz, 818 jazz, real estate agent seduction music, sales motivation jazz, or absolute fucking aural swill. Tends to use canned r&b "grooves" with lots of soprano sax solos.

Spyro Gyra certainly was laying down some wicked business jazz, but I prefer The Rippingtons' bizjazz for getting into the panties of perky blonde Republican real estate milfs.

by ThaGriffinator October 13, 2006

business studies

Complete load of Bollocks, everything I need to learn about Business I'll teach meself thanks.

"When I was doing Business Studies my head nearly went like that nice man in Scanners did."

by Tom Tit August 17, 2007

Business Rape

Business Rape occurs when a larger business or corporation forces it’s will over a smaller corporation or business, ie. hostile takeover. The larger business will force it’s will over the smaller business until the larger business gets what it wants, usually the sweet profit of the smaller business. This process can be extremely painful for those involved especially if the matter is tied up court for months in court listening to boring facts and figures. The end result being the company being taken over or not being taken over but left battered and bruised and lacking self worth.

To take over a Business by force, with another business.
Or to rape the profits out of another business, ie. business rape

by golden banana May 5, 2009

business babble

Language used only in the business world, to add verisimilitude to an otherwise spurious argument.

Bottom’s contribution at the managers meeting was pure business babble: “Only if we focus on our core competencies can be hope to appear impactful to our competitors.”

by Bottom Ford May 2, 2010

Business Associate

n.- euphemism for fuck buddy.

Robin won't be seeing her business associate this month on account of Ramadan.

by pat5220 September 7, 2009