A Buffoon's Buffoon

Worst of the worst. A royal ass who majors in douchebaggary.

My boss is a bad person with a social disorder. He mumbles to himself and makes people uncomfortable whenever they talk to him. He's a buffoon's buffoon.

by axecident March 15, 2010

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

arizona buffet

The large spread of personal firearms people in Arizona take to the desert for a fun weekend of plinking. The buffet is typically varied and covers one or more picnic tables. The people attending the buffet will usually bring all or most of their guns and allow everyone in the group to take turns firing them.

Arizonan to an out-of-state visitor: " I'm taking you to the Arizona buffet this weekend. Bring some ear protection."

"What are you gonna do this weekend?"
"Going to the Arizona buffet with some work buddies."

by SaltyTeerz August 18, 2019

million dollar buffet

A group of good looking people in the same place at the same time.

(Made by Emma mc on ft to Leah Mc and Erin T)

Woah look at this million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 23, 2021

barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!

Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!

by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021

The Camellia Buff

When you get instantly better at a Video Game by listening to the popular music artist Camellia.

Gamer one: WTF i just hit that jump

Gamer two: HOW BRO??

Gamer one: im listening to THE WORLD REVOLVING (Camellia Remix) From Deltarune Ch.01

Gamer two: THE CAMELLIA BUFF

by hinewhore October 15, 2021

Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018