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Broke-asstinating

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When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016
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Broke Me Down

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Disarmed. Took away all pretense. Took all my energy. Sexually: exhausted me by making me cum many times.
Last night Bae, you broke me down.
by SilvaSass October 8, 2017
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Broke as a joke

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Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke
by John Kennington February 8, 2021
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Broke ass nigga

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A nigga that’s jealous of other niggas for their expensive things he can’t afford
Claudio is a broke ass nigga and he called me broke
by Thicc man dude June 12, 2019
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Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
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broke the seal

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having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
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Broke my back

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This term is used to describe "doggie" style sexual intercourse.

It came to be because of the weight put on the receiver's back. It is also commonly referred to as "blowing" one's back out.
Sarah, are you okay? You're walking with a limp!" "Yes, Kenneth really broke my back last night.
by Wouldyoulookatthat March 13, 2011
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