Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

Breast Cheese

An accumulation of dead skin, lint, dirt, that builds up to a white fungi that thrives under large sagging breast of woman that does not clean herself properly.

Don't eat the breast cheese it's nasty.

by Breastman ATL October 17, 2008

breast mitzvah

a solemn ceremony held in the synagogue, usually on Saturday morning, to officially state that a girl's chest has reached sufficient size to graduate from the term "tatertots" to the noun "breasts"

shit, i could live at the breast mitzvah

by Deano Bambino October 6, 2006

Breast-Case Scenario

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).

Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!

by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010

Breast Lift

When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.

Today i have such great Breast Lift cuz i just did the laundry!

by Sex kitten1234567891 July 20, 2009

breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.

Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011