Bloobies

When your boobs are hard/sensitive because you’re sexually deprived and horny

Liz hasn’t had sex in 2 weeks she’s got the bloobies bad, rip.

by Blooooobs October 12, 2023

Bloober

Someone close to you, someone you'd do anything for. Basically your ride or die. It can be used in a platonic and romantic sense.

You know Sydney? She's my bloober!

by Anomalyyy January 18, 2024

blooober

A sick shaani called Julia

That blooober waited until the end to race me.

by Kenzogooner February 22, 2024

Blooben Test

A test to quantify the blobness of an object and/or creature. If the blob status of the object is rated 5/10 or higher, it passes the blooben test.

My slime ball passes the Blooben Test.

by GoodOlKappaTea March 8, 2024

blooben

Blooben, or Blooben Testing is Multi-stage test originally designed by "Charlie Grain", in which a person would be given a quick mind-related exercise to document his quick thinking, attentiveness, and mental mindset.

This may also be used in another form known as "Base Blooben Testing" or "BBT" for short.

Q:"Why do you do Blooben Tests so often?"
A:"I'm a slow thinker, and the Blooben Test help me pay attention far easier."

by Erud8te March 8, 2024

Blooben Test

A meaningless yes or no test designed for confusion

Have you completed the base Blooben Test
What in the world is a Blooben Test

by Okbamtheman March 8, 2024

blooben

Noun
A fictional creature or entity in a whimsical or fantastical story, often depicted as having a round, amorphous body with vibrant, iridescent colours and mischievous or playful nature.
Verb
To engage in carefree and whimsical activities, often associated with exploring imaginative or surreal landscapes or scenarios.

I'm just going to have Blooben with my friend Charles.

by The_Refiner March 12, 2024