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"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.
Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.
by QuacksO October 21, 2018
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bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
by GAGGOT January 17, 2010
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Bachelorette frog

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.
ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE
by 2010ends April 9, 2010
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Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
by Zoeboey March 19, 2009
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Bachelor Job

anything done in the following manners:

1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.

2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.

3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.

4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009
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bacheloric

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same
James is as bacheloric as ever, these days
by BvO October 19, 2003
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Mt. Bachelor Academy

A theraputic boarding school located about 25.6 miles outside of prinville oregon. Ages range from 14-18 years of age. A Place that has workshops that your forced to be in and if you leave your at the program longer. food and sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, mental abuse and cruel punishment and forced embarrisment. Where your yelled at for being a piece of shit and a drunk. A place that makes you feel like shit.A place that lies to the parents of the students and says your student is great here and deny every bad thing there ever said to you. A place where kids who go there are put through so much shit. A place where you cant help but be depressed. A place where they bribe you with food and candy and a fire in the fire place to say good things about them to the investigators and parents.A place where your yelled at constantly and have power hungrey staff taking your clothes from you because they think there inapropriate when its just a plain white t-shirt. A place who rips your friends away from you when there the only thing you got and makes it to where you cant talk to them. A threating, abusive, misguiding place. Youll meet the best friends of your life there, but when you dont expect it, there gone. because of the staff.
A place where your put down for being you. A place i went to and will never forgive.
girl-"i wish i could bring all my friends and get away from here"
boy-"yea.....me to. Ive never been so sad/mad in my life."
girl-"the only thing we have to look forward to is each getting out of here, in one more year."
then well finally be away from Mt. Bachelor academy.
by itsallbehindthescene July 17, 2009
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