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Benjamin 

Similar to the ever-popular, but often maligned "Rusty Muppet", the Benjamin involves one partner standing with ankles grasped, while the other inserts as much of his hand and forearm as possible into the partners anus. The receiving partner then stands upright, while being manipulated like a puppet.
All the kids thought it was hilarious when I got the Benjamin at the birthday party!
Benjamin by Muckerfuther March 28, 2010

benjamin 

a kid who wears oversized headphones, has an antisocial love of music and an understated campness
wow! look at that benjamin walking along with his drum and base and a dog strangely mesmerised by that torch
benjamin by misslaurentheamazing October 7, 2007

Benjamin 

Benjamin is fake and will give you hugs and pretend to be your friend.He will blackmail you into getting what he wants.Sometimes he is actually kind but then he goes and screws that up because he wants something.
Benjamin just blackmailed me to get 5 dollars.
Benjamin by The-truth_bomb.com April 26, 2019

Benjamin 

A VERY SHORT BOY, THAT WILL NEVER HIT PUBERTY, AND IS GAY AF.
THIS KID ALSO THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN EVERY ONE ELSE.
BRO YOU SEE THAT BENJAMIN, HE LOOKS GAY AF!
Benjamin by Jagger_theDemiGod October 17, 2019

Benjamin 

Benjamin or Ben is the most gayest kid you will ever meet. He will do anything for money. He would 100 percent of the time send dick pics for 10 bucks. Bens most likely play football and thinks he can play basketball, but honestly try at everything.
Children do not ever become a Benjamin when you grow up
Benjamin by Buffalo titty fucker November 6, 2019

Benjamin 

Someone who constantly has to pee, but refuses admit it.
Look at the kid dancing and grabbing his crotch!
His name is Benjamin.
Benjamin by Sir Salty November 10, 2019