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polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.
I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.
by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016
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Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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Beatdown

When one individual gets so tired of another’s shit, they act out violently and cause great pain to the other.
Can occur in the case of:

Punching
Shoving
Stomping
Kicking
Stabbing
Squeezing, punching, stomping on groin
Hitting with weapon

Typically, a fight will occur, but the beatdown does not take place until after the victim is on the ground, and the attacker continues to brutally keep hurting them. Normally, if a male is the victim, they would lose a testicle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Sarah decided to have a beatdown on Jack?”
Person 2: “No! What happened?”
Person 1: “He had an affair, and the other woman didn’t even know he was married. So the two girls just attacked his dick until he didn’t have the strength to stand. Then supposedly, the popped his junk.”
Person 2: “Damn. That’s fucking crazy.”
by Firefistsab0 January 19, 2019
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Gibtown Beatdown

The act of accidentally killing a French Bulldog in Gibsonton, Florida. Gibsonton is known for its large population of fair and carnival workers.
Eric: “Hey Al, I heard you just adopted a French Bulldog”.
Al: “We did, but I left him tied up on the river dock in Gibsonton and he accidentally hung himself”.

Eric: “Well, that’s not good. Looks like that Frenchy got a classic Gibtown Beatdown”.
by Big Dumb Baby August 8, 2022
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nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way
YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard
by karazan145 December 18, 2021
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