mad awk sitch

Abbreviation for "mad awkward situation." A very awkward situation. Used to express immediate discomfort toward a person or circumstance.

Amira: "Mad awk sitch!"
Charles: "Mad awk sitch, fer sure."

by Charles Pina July 21, 2006

red tailed awk

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

by jedi-ninja November 24, 2011

Pass the awks sauce

A phrase said when something is rather awkward and someone feels they should say something about it.

guy 1- "That sub was such a bitch!"
guy 2- "...that was my mom..."
guy 1-"Pass the awks sauce!"

by michael_scott^_^ December 27, 2010

awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

awk city/nation

This is when a situation is unusually and extremely awkward. "Awk City" can be upped to "Awk Nation" when the situation is the most awkward possible. This can only be used in extreme circumstances.

"He just texted me about how he wears diapers."
"Awk city/nation."

by A.W.K March 15, 2010

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 7, 2009