Skip to main content

Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad
Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs
by noncy gold December 18, 2020
mugGet the Nonce aware mug.

Aaron Tippin Award

The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you
(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”

(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out
by laughingman101x January 7, 2011
mugGet the Aaron Tippin Award mug.
Related Words

European Gay Porn Awards

Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks
Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.
by Forkfreak December 26, 2013
mugGet the European Gay Porn Awards mug.

National Ginger Awareness Day

the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high

it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen

usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power

originated at ryedale school
e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!

e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day
by click-click-BANGBANG March 5, 2008
mugGet the National Ginger Awareness Day mug.

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.
"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"
by matt300 August 12, 2007
mugGet the Shituational Awareness mug.

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.
Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.
by rock fan August 18, 2003
mugGet the MTV Music Awards mug.

Nagging Self-Awareness

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.
"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."
mugGet the Nagging Self-Awareness mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email