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Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.
Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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autoesthetic exercise

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.
Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.
by jfburke619 March 30, 2021
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autodidactic

Someone totally self-educated; could be singers, artists, inventors, designers, etc... ocasionally brilliant, more often total, utter and complete idiots!
He's autodidactic - taught himself how to be a total idiot!
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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Autodesk

To take something small and good, gradually erode at its core, and turn it into something large and broken.
Oh no. They have autodesk'ed shotgun. I wonder what is next?
by rossisbudda June 8, 2021
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autodicksucking

Sucking you own dick, blowjob to yourself.
He was caught autodicksucking!
by Cumsuckler December 13, 2022
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Autodispatch

Autodispatch is a real word
by PeanutButterBilly August 23, 2023
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autoduck

Autocorrect. Named because of its tendency to correct the typed word Fuck to Duck. Even though the chances of it actually being Duck are minimal.
What a ducking mistake.

Oops, stupid autoduck.
by jimmy struthers February 4, 2024
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