asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

astroshreyas

A dumb being that loves to explore the world but have no knowledge of anything.
they use to annoy people and act like a kid

I hate annoying beings specially astroshreyas

by HungyHippo February 22, 2022

austrosexual

Someone attracted to people from Austria-Hungary. Gender identities range from cis(leithanian) to trans(ylvanian).

Person 1: Mein Herr, have you heard that the Archduke married a Czech?
Person 2: Ty vole! I figured he was cis, but I didn't realize he's also austrosexual.

by Osterrighteous June 8, 2022

asstrome

(adj.)

a person who's a difficult asshole

You're a fucking asstrome.

by pundone August 20, 2022

Astrosex

When you have a spiritual connection with someone and have sex with them while both are asleep. Or to be in the same dream together having sex.

During last nights astrosex we slowly floated through space as we held each other and made love.

by M.serrano February 11, 2023

Asstrocious

Lotta ass. When you walk into a room and you’re bombarded with ass. Can be single or plural.

Your girl with the big but is asstrocious.

by Snail🐌 May 6, 2023

asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024