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I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
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Aspergers

A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
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aspergers syndrome

A 'thing' that some people have that makes socializing harder. thats about it. they sometimes get more stressed than other people. there intelligence level is slightly above average.
it is TOTALLY 100% different to autism. first of all, aspies think autistic people are idiots, while normal people respect the fact that he/she has autism. aspies are 99.99% normal and it is not an autistic form/condition.
random person: I have aspergers syndrome, this does not mean i am autistic.
by cooldude22032 March 8, 2011
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Hans Asperger

An Austrian pediatrician who is best known for discovering Asperger's syndrome (a form of high functioning autism).
Aspergers are named after Hans Asperger.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
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aspergers

An individual with Aspergers syndrome is above average intelligence and appears to have normal social and communication and looks and talks normal as well.The only thing that is different about them is that they love star trek,star wars,star gate etc...
BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:
being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)
severely impaired social functioning
EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)
Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties
Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!
Severe anxiety issues
Very poor co-ordination
person A:"That kid is dumb as fuck! He's terrified of his own shadow and he didn't know what 5 add 5 was"
person B:"Shut up,he's got Aspergers"
person A:"I thought they were supposed to be geniuses?"
by blobby70 January 17, 2009
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Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
by palabrajot August 19, 2011
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Asperger Syndrome

A great way to patronize high school kids that are not part of the "cool clique" or the standards of a socially normal teenager or kid, which means the kid is the star quarterback of the football team or not dating the hot cheerleaders. Usually these people will do very well in the adult world and they will get pretty good paying jobs, but the school system found another reason to add more money to the special ed program to create jobs for people that should be working at McDonalds helping these kids "act cool", which could be learned by a few ass kicking by the popular gang.
Usually kids are labeled with Asperger Syndrome...think typical nerd or dork, paces around, thinks about something besides sex but masturbates and wishes he could get sex, maybe obsessing on something not cool, watches Spongebob (there is something about Asperger Syndrome and Spongebob, or any socially inept kid), using correct English and not street slang, but made even more dorky with a disability. There is a dime of dozen of these kids and that actually adds diversity to high school or middle school. We need kids that are socially inept and can't get the chicks. Propaganda for discrimination and makes the popular group more snotty and the teachers that suck up to the popular group.
Joe discusses Pokemon non-stop and watches Spongebob, but can't get laid with Brittany...he must has Asperger Syndrome.
by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010
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