Assmazing

Adjective

i). An entirely new level of amazing that causes the person to exclaim such degrees of amazement that they literally mash the keyboard and place extra letters within the word

ii). An amazing ass

OMG THAT'S ASSMAZING

by serious14 November 11, 2012

ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!

by CAPS July 4, 2016

Assmellond

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

by Haevaof June 10, 2018

Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.

"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"

by Johnner July 31, 2007

assmaster

One who wishes to fondle lots of asses

Check out CT's weak assmaster capabilities........oh yeah MB's an assmaster too.

by Westy March 27, 2003

assmaster

Word used to describe Paddy Ho, due to his inability to stop himself from touching women's backsides at the most of inappropriate times.

Look at assmaster, he's grabbing her backside again.

by Alfonzo DeBurca March 2, 2003