Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.

"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"

Assmaid by Johnner July 31, 2007

Assmad 

An extreme level of butthurt.

That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.

Assmad by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

assaids by tensux February 27, 2008

assmidget 

A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

assmidget by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

assaids by tensux February 26, 2008

assmaduff 

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

assmaduff by Anonymous September 11, 2003

AssAid 

When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.

DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!

AssAid by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010