assbot

Also...a$$b0t.
An insult used against IM "learning" bots.

IM Example: Upon directing a question at megahal, an IM bot...

<PM> megahal what do you know about Mags?

<MegaHAL> I have what i was him, i'd appreciate it. Do you have a growth on my brain that causes memory lapses. Could you tell me about mags.

<PM> megahal you should have something done about that growth on your brain

<MegaHAL> Me? I have a growth on your brain.
<PM> megahal the growth is on your brain, not mine you a$$b0t!

by PM June 23, 2004

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

Asplode

To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.

Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*

by Teatard January 28, 2009

assbox

The actual asshole. Not the entire ass, cheeks included, just the hole.

Damn, I would love to eat that chick's assbox out.

by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006

assboat

an random insult used to call someone an ass, but to make it sound slightly different.

suck my balls, assboat.

by =Dean-o= July 26, 2006

Assclown

A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.

"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"

by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 4, 2009

captain assclown

The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.

"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.

by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004