assisted

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

by Ulost July 26, 2016

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

Assist train

A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.

Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.

This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader

/assist 1
/cast fireball

by Ettanin August 10, 2010

assimmolation

Lighting farts; what else?

Jake's assimmolation caught Betty's hair on fire and went straight to YouTube.

by cutelyaware January 22, 2011

Assistant Snitch

A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.

Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.

by Sammy Soze October 26, 2011

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

assishness

A person who is constantly acting like an ass.

My fiancee Jay is exhibiting all traits of assishness.

by TattedBipolar January 18, 2017