Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.
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A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.
Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
by D00mguy9000 October 31, 2022
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Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.
Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.
by user0690 November 5, 2022
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Get the asstroll mug.He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.
Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!
Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006
Get the Asstronaught mug.A combination of ASShole, TRoll, and morON. A sufferer of personality disorders so severe that mere communication is impossible. This person can blunder into error without realizing what they're doing. (moron) Then ask for help to correct that problem without ever intending to take the advice given. (troll) Then become livid when it is pointed out that the problem was his own fault. (asshole) Conversation usually devolves into name-calling and threats in mere seconds.
Asstron: I can't seed this file I downloaded. Help.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.
by SleepyInTexas August 24, 2009
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