Definitions by user0690

Moleasses 

Moleasses is not something that is dark, sweet, syrupy byproduct made during the extraction of sugars from sugarcane and sugar beets. Well, it is dark but I don't recommend you to taste it.

I cried so hard when my mom told me I couldn't use my moleasses as syrup on my pancakes.

Moleasses by user0690 November 20, 2022

Catasstrophy 

Similar pronunciation like 'catastrophe'. But different meaning. Catasstrophy means getting a trophy for the most clean and nice looking cat ass.

Bob: Yo bro, what tf is the shiny golden thing there that looks like a cat's butthole?

Bro: Oh that's the catasstrophy i got.

Catasstrophy by user0690 November 20, 2022

Lmao

Lmao means 'laugh my ass off'. But during the 1990's , prostitutes use the phrase too. For them it means 'lick me all over'.

Matt: My hamster couldn't swim and it drowned LMAO.

1990's people: What the fuuc?

Lmao by user0690 November 6, 2022

Asstronomy 

Tronomy means 'the branch of science which deals with celestial objects, space, and the physical universe as a whole'

Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.

The study of asstronomy is basically about Uranus

Asstronomy by user0690 November 5, 2022

Studying 

Studying comes from two different word, 'student' and 'dying'. Basically means student dying.

Person 1: Omg did you see the news about the deaths of two students?

Person 2: Yes, it is said that they've been studying too hard.

Studying by user0690 November 5, 2022

Studying 

Like blush, which is blood rush. Studying means 'student dying'.

The teacher taught us studying tips.

Studying by user0690 November 5, 2022