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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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assal

a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.
that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.
by hasti March 12, 2005
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olfactory assault

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010
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Sexual Assault Rifle

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.
Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.
by Dan Z. May 15, 2005
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assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.
Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.
by Jezru January 4, 2008
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Sexual assault

What Donald Trump does for a living
MAN THAT GUY NAMED SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST GOT IMPEACHED.
by Donald Caillou May 3, 2018
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 20, 2004
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