Asphyxifailure

When the sexual art of asphyxia goes embarrassingly wrong. It is possible to have a multitude of asphyifailures if there is a ceiling fan or chandelier involved.

My girl Carmen likes me to tie her to ceiling fans with vintage women's lingerie. Unfortunately, Carmen also likes to eat fried chicken. Her weight on my ceiling resulted in an Asphyxifailure. I now know it is much easier just to stroke my weenis.

by Oliver Klothesof October 6, 2010

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

asap ferg

You goofy as nigga asap Ferg is a rapper ya fool

Song: Asap Ferg Plain Jain

by YoGoofyAss October 7, 2017

asphy

Someone who lives on discord, speaks in 3rd person and makes funny jokes.

Asphy:Hi my name is Asphy.
Asphy:-p chimp sounds 24h

by Piloischimp September 14, 2020

ASAHI

Asahi is the main producer of treasure. He sings and draws! He is a precious soul with a hilarious personality which treasure makers love.

I love Asahi, he is my bias!

by yoshinoriiceice June 26, 2021

ashphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people named ash.

hey Ash, you suck!

what did I do?

People named Ash are the worst!

That's Ashphobic!

by capibaru November 21, 2022

AsashioAudi

someone who is a threat to all of the world's superpowers.

AsashioAudi likes to commit warcrimes in their sparetime.

by RPS13Femboii December 1, 2022