Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by Dylan54 January 18, 2008

miles per gallon

The amount of miles your vehicle can travel with one gallon of gas.

My car gets 24 miles per gallon

by Hannah July 8, 2003

Litres Per Minute

Litres of fluid sucked through a straw within a minute -

you could use it as a measuring device for felching competitions - to establish the winner - for example - Competitor B was the winner, with X amount litres of cum averaging X litres per minute thankyou very much.

by Phillip Newton July 17, 2003

miles per gallon

miles/gallon- typically, the number of miles that a motorized vehicle can go on one gallon of gasoline or diesel fuel; abbreviation=MPG

Since my new Toyota Prius gets about fifty-two miles per gallon, I save about $100.00 a month.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."

To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

miles per gallon

Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".

Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.

by DisabledDan July 7, 2003

miles per gallon

The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies

Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.

by Scott Howard July 7, 2003