A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.
"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022
Get the Argument Biblemug. Example of an argument:
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"
*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"
*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*
by 0987652431 July 30, 2022
Get the Argumentmug. Someone who does not know how to use the term strongman argument right when a straw man argument is supposed to be someone pretending to answer with facts but really not answering the question at all
Example a Pinocchio's argument is where one who is listing facts gets told by the other person that's a straw man argument even though facts were presented and a straw man argument cannot exist when there's facts presented because I true straw man argument is it's bad because it's bad with no facts given. However someone using the Pinocchio's argument is just ignoring the facts and pretending there is a straw man argument when it doesn't fit the criteria for a straw man argument. In other words the pretending and lying and misusing it just to win an argument because in their eyes it's not about whether the right or wrong it's just whether they win. Hence the Pinocchio's argument
by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023
Get the Pinocchio's argumentmug. by Lil queif January 23, 2020
Get the counter argumentmug. An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
by hbenns November 28, 2014
Get the Jono Argumentmug. Words people use in arguments when they don't actually know what it means; or a word someone uses as an excuse or to accuse someone. Often said by people who saw a word used by another person and not even going as far to search what it means.
by Existential Pain November 26, 2021
Get the argument wordmug. Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
Get the Best Atheist Argumentmug.