A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

cultural appropriation

Cultural appropriation or cultural apartheid is an idea intended to keep the races and cultures pure. Contamination of the dominant culture by external influences must be rejected at all costs. Used extensively by the South African's the idea fell into disrepute until revived by SJW's.

Oh my God! You are doing Yoga, that's Indian culture. You can't be doing that it's cultural appropriation.

by Brassidium July 7, 2016

Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.

People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.

by bellebeandog January 3, 2011

F.D.A. Approved

First Date Anal.
A Person who has Anal sex on the first date.

That girl is F.D.A. Approved.

by B Helm May 13, 2006

Leftist Appropriation

Describes a phenomenon where popular comedy-based websites that were once funny for everyone get taken over by leftist admins, and cease to be funny for anyone not on the far-left of the political spectrum. The archetypal example is cracked.com. Typically, the wealthy leftist admins will choose to be completely oblivious to massive popular displays of disapproval from readers about the direction in which the website is headed (such as disapproving comments in comment sections, large dislike-to-like ratios,etc.). After all, who cares about the opinions of plebs? They're just too stupid to understand that cultural Marxism is in their best interest.

This should not be confused with websites that were always leftist, such as The Onion.

Man, urbandictionary used to be funny, but now the admins only approve or front-page political definitions if they espouse socialism, black supremacy, and third-wave feminism. Total leftist appropriation!

by arrgitsasnake October 23, 2016

Johan approved

When something is so good, that it's hard too explain.

"Hey, that movie was so fucking good!"

"No, it was more than that! It was like expressionlessly good! It was "Johan approved"!

by Johan Jakobsson December 15, 2008

Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011