Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

yapparatus

When someone asks “what are you smoking”
And you say something random back and they keep on yapping and yapping until they eventually expire their vocal cords

My friend asked what i was smoking and i said something back but he was completely engulfed in a yapparatus

by Pluh37 August 19, 2024

asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 27, 2024

Apparatic

1. Relating to apparitions or Hallucinations

2. To be Ghost-like or having an unreal appearance

The shadowy figure seemed apparatic, causing me to question my sanity.

An apparatic woman stood in the hall, humming a haunting tune.

by JuneBee January 4, 2025

Apparatic

(Adj)

1. To be ghost-like or have an unrealistic appearance.

2. Relating to apparitions or hallucinations

"The shadowy figure seemed apparatic, causing me to question my sanity."

"An apparatic woman stood in the hallway, humming a haunting tune."

by JuneBee January 4, 2025

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026