Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.
by Jerry Manderpubes January 29, 2007
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by Metherline Hira March 16, 2019
Get the Alistair mug.To become so intensely angry, so massively incensed that you begin to resemble a Ape during a thunderstorm i.e throwing your shit about, shaking kids in pushchairs, tearing zookeepers in half.
Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.
Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.
by Neil Davis September 7, 2005
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A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.
by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010
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John: Kayla is the biggest alist ever!
Mike: How?
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